In response to daily prompt sing.
Can you sing?
I can’t, but I do it anyway!
I change the words, I sing out of rhythm and pretend to know the words but I am only opening my mouth.
I remember one time at karaoke that I was so drunk and my friends telling get down you need to stop sing, but no I was stuck on the stage and sung from Guns N Roses to Metallica. I tell you what everyone was embarrassed of me!
Now that I think of it I unlocked the troll that night.