How not to follow a diet!

Ok this is extremely important!
This is the steps of not following a diet!

1. Wake up, by your mother’s “trying to be quite”

2. Hate the diet you actually doing.

3. Get pissed off because of heat and then eat something that’s on the diet.

4. Get even more pissed of by your mother because she gave another job to do.

5. Do that job while eating two ice creams and because that’s wasn’t enough cry while you driving and realise how misarable you are.

6. Now you realised how misarable you are go and eat a chocolate mouse.

7. To top it of your night eat some french fries for dinner.

8. Next day you pretend never happen and continue with your diet and nod to everyone that says you don’t need to diet.

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